1: Answer the question: "Who are you?" Wait, I think it says on my uniform. It must say on my uniform somewhere.
... oh, I'm not wearing my uniform. That makes sense.
General Jack O'Neill, reporting for duty! Can't tell you much more than that, I'm afraid. Top secret, confidential. Certainly can't tell you I'm in charge of the base of a secret section of the Air Force that explores other planets thanks to an alien technology known as the Stargate, or that I was leader of the most elite team of this section until a few months ago, or that one of my best friends is an alien. Can't tell you that I've helped save the planet too many times to count on one hand, either, or that I've had all the knowledge of the Ancients -- that's the race that built this top secret Stargate -- downloaded into my brain twice.
No, can't tell you any of that.
What I can tell you is that I'm not nearly as old as my driver's license claims, I love The Simpsons, and I'm honestly not that bad at ping pong.
I'm also pretty bad at lying, sometimes.
Character: Jack O'Neill Fandom: Stargate SG-1 Word count: 185