"Easter" |
[Mar. 23rd, 2008//09:26 am] |
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| | bitchy | ] | Happy Zombie-Jesus-Day/Celebrate-Fertility-Day/Another-Commercialized-Day!
Ohhh, you have to love commercialism because only they are capable of combining two religions that absolutely hate each other. Today is also backwards day. Wicca/Paganism = Christianity. Zombie Jesus = An Egg Laying Rabbit. Death = Life.
Whoever was smoking crack while deciding this needs to share. Seriously.
Christianity: Everyone knows the story no matter what religion you are -- supposedly, Jesus died for the sins of humanity & three days later rose from the dead [hence: Zombie-Jesus Day] & all the christians & most of the world celebrate it.
But instead of just having one religious holiday, they have two!
How do the rabbit & the eggs come into play?
Wicca/Paganism: The spring equinox signifies time for birth/rebirth/renewal. What better representations than rabbits & eggs? [Rabbits fuck & reproduce like crazy, & eggs are the sign of little cute asshole birds]
So let's combine the two religious concepts into one big one [even though so many people treat Wicca/paganism as though it were evil & so many people dislike Christianity for many reasons] it's a way to bring everyone together!
Don't you feel so warm [with rage] inside? ^__^
-Khoz |
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Mod Applications. Bahahah. |
[Mar. 22nd, 2008//11:38 pm] |
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Mods do apps too, sweetie. |
[Mar. 22nd, 2008//10:21 pm] |
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