"Oh, really? But you used to sneak into all sorts of forbidden things! I can't say it doesn't tempt me, but I'll bide my time before I do anything rash."
At Hermione's reaction, Parvati looked at her with an expression that could best be described as a deadpan in feature form. "Oh, come on. Please tell me this is actually a date? Really, Hermione, to be quite honest, we all thought by now you'd be married with two children." She brandished a stick of Magik Mindy's Mascara like a weapon, "I'm going to make you so gorgeous that he'll get started on that very future today!"