"I am deeply offended. You're supposed to be my mate, Lee. Clearly the next step implosion. Bat-shit insane, HAH! I'm already there."
"You kissed arse? That makes me feel dirty somehow, you need to keep that mouth to yourself and no stealing drinks from my coffee! I don't even want to know where that mouth has been," she said, punching him on the shoulder jokingly. "I wouldn't scare your clients, they would love me. I am adorable I will have you know."