Parvati shrugged nonchalently, "Draco's taught me a-lot of things-Hey" She reached out, swatting Pansy on the arm, "Can't you go one day without commenting on my assets? You're obsessed, woman!"
Glancing up to look at Pansy in the reflection of the shop window, Parvati did what any good friend would do: Immediately get filled with rage. "He dumped YOU? The nerve of that absolute cretin! Why? I bet he's secretly a hermaphrodite. Or a squib. Didn't want it to come out."