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To all Vectura passengers: the ship will be docking shortly, the first port of many, and thus it would be beneficial to all if you adequately prepared yourself to exit the ship when the time comes. Please keep your communication device on you at all times, as it will notify when we plan to disembark. Questions will be ignored and it would be best if you didn't waste your time answering them.
Do keep in mind that despite all evidence to the contrary this is real. Should you be carted off to Bedlam, you will have to rescue yourself.
Godspeed.