I didn't ask if you thought it would help, I asked if you'd find one. Because I don't see one here, do you? So basically you want me to snap my fingers and be normal so that all the shit that happened in my life doesn't inconvenience you. Which is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
See the fun part is I'm not even being honest right now about why you're annoying me because I don't need the screeching and double standard.