JOEY.
Can't we just have everyone avoid the Management being shitty to them? That sounds like the better plan to me, even though I'm pretty sure we're not that lucky, obviously. I don't think they'll let us die either, but engaging them just....gets people riled up and gives them more power and probably ideas, really. If I have one drink will that satisfy you?
Okay good, but you're not a princess....unless you want to be a princess?