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Tweak says, "Two bros chillin in a hot tub"

Vas Captio Mods (vas_captio_mod) wrote in vas_captio_rpg,
@ 2009-07-13 21:31:00

Entry tags:

!dropped, day 15, derek zoolander, experiment, ramirez

Experiment: Zoolander and Ramirez
Who: Ramirez and Derek Zoolander
What: Just enjoying some quiet time
Where: An undisclosed location
When: 8:36AM, day 15
Rating: PG-13

Status: Active

The room was bright around Derek Zoolander and Ramirez when they finally woke from their slumber. In the middle of this doorless cell, is a tub and the walls are floor to ceiling white tile. (Makes for easy cleaning, don't you know.) The management really hopes that you both slept well, especially you, Mr. Ramirez. Mr. Zoolander will awake to find his hands coated in thick, red blood. The blood is fresh. The blood is real. The blood is everywhere. In Mr. Zoolander's right hand is a scalpel. The scalpel is also quite visibly used. Near to his left hand is a suture kit. Don't panic, Derek, you did a good job.

Mr. Ramirez when he finally reaches consciouness will find himself in the middle of the bathtub, surrounded by ice. Up his right side will be a thick incision which has been crudely sutured by thick black thread. We didn't want you to miss our handiwork, darling. Don't move too quickly, Rami, you might hurt yourself. You wouldn't want Derek to have to patch you back up again, would you?

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eugoogoolizer
2009-07-28 08:17 pm UTC (link)

"No, I didn't! Stop flipping out already, you ninny!" Derek said, staring at the man like he was insane. For all he knew, the guy totally was. "Look. It's obvious. If I took your kidney, I'd have four kidneys. I know my autonomy. Right now, I just have three, so I can't have taken yours! That's just wacko." He still held onto the scalpel, for self defense, but he pouted as the man stood there.

"If someone did take your kidney, you only have..." he took a moment to count on his fingers, "two left... so you should probably, like, sit down or something..."

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	elcian 2009-08-15 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	"Are you THAT dense?!" He yelled, coughing a little afterwards before wiping his mouth. "People have two kidneys...I lost one. If you have THREE, you have MINE you damned thief!" Ramirez was not amused by this ridiculous man, but was not in a position to do much but throw threats and scare him. "So where is it then? Where did you put it?" (Reply to this) (Parent)

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