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Jay (_snoogans_) wrote in vas_captio_rpg,
@ 2009-06-02 15:21:00

Entry tags:

!dropped, day 09, esmerelda weatherwax, jay, location: barn

Who: Jay and Granny Weatherwax
What: She might be exploring, but Jay is just plain lost.
When: morning, a while after the arrivals
Where: At the intersection after the barn
Rating: PG-13 for definite language.
Status: Active

You would think after all this time here, someone wouldn't get lost anymore, wouldn't you? Except Jay had never really walked this far down this way. He'd followed the straight-ish road from the Not Quick Stop up until a point, and then chose to not turn right and keep going. Now he found himself at an intersection, seeing nothing but forest, and a building further down. But he didn't want to go back into the forest. And turning around and walking back up wasn't really an option because... Well because Jay was dumb as a box of hammers and when he turned around to look at the other roads, he couldn't figure out exactly where he'd come from.

So here was Jay, standing at the intersection trying desperately to find the page where he knew someone had drawn a map. Another thing he hadn't bothered checking before going on this 'adventure' without Silent Bob.

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ms_weatherwax
2009-06-08 12:45 pm UTC (link)

Granny looked sternly at the man. She always wore a stern expression, but this time if was if possible more stern.
"A witch," she repeated reproachfully. She hoped this wasn't one of those foreign countries where they had no proper witches and their ideas of a sabbah was dancing around without your drawers on. She couldn't be having with any of those silly ideas.

"Get yourself together, young man," she said perentorily. "I ain't goin' to turn you into a frog or anything. You croak enough already as it is."
She didn't know what "fuck" meant, it wasn't a term widely used where she came from, but she could guess the meaning easily enough from Jay's expression. Where was Jersey anyway? She didn't bother asking - it was probably over Skund way.
"What's your name?" she enquired. It was a demand more than a question.

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_snoogans_
2009-06-19 09:57 pm UTC (link)

After a moment's contemplation, Jay shrugged. "Fuck it." He'd seen weird shit before, why not old witches? He glared at her saying he croaked like a frog. "Hey. You're fucking bitchy for an old lady, aren't ya?" Of course he didn't know what else he should be expecting from a witch. After another looking over, Jay squinted. "Shouldn't you have a pointy silly hat and lots of spots all over your face and nose, or some shit?" What fucking kind of old witch was that anyway? She was nothing like those witches on TV, those were hot, those he wouldn't mind meeting. Even fucking Samantha from Bewitched he would have a go at.

"I'm Jay." He said, nodding.

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