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Jay (_snoogans_) wrote in vas_captio_rpg,
@ 2009-06-02 15:21:00

Entry tags:

!dropped, day 09, esmerelda weatherwax, jay, location: barn

Who: Jay and Granny Weatherwax
What: She might be exploring, but Jay is just plain lost.
When: morning, a while after the arrivals
Where: At the intersection after the barn
Rating: PG-13 for definite language.
Status: Active

You would think after all this time here, someone wouldn't get lost anymore, wouldn't you? Except Jay had never really walked this far down this way. He'd followed the straight-ish road from the Not Quick Stop up until a point, and then chose to not turn right and keep going. Now he found himself at an intersection, seeing nothing but forest, and a building further down. But he didn't want to go back into the forest. And turning around and walking back up wasn't really an option because... Well because Jay was dumb as a box of hammers and when he turned around to look at the other roads, he couldn't figure out exactly where he'd come from.

So here was Jay, standing at the intersection trying desperately to find the page where he knew someone had drawn a map. Another thing he hadn't bothered checking before going on this 'adventure' without Silent Bob.

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ms_weatherwax
2009-06-05 11:08 am UTC (link)

((Granny has no hat right now.))

Granny was in a foul mood for many different reasons, but she was slightly mollified when the young man called her Ma'am. At least he seemed to speak English and knew some manners.
"My name is Mistress Weatherwax and I'm a witch," she said. "People calls me Granny," she added after a small pause, noticing that he seemed a bit intimidated. This made her feel better. It was proper behavior for people to be intimidated by witches.

"Are you from around these parts?" Granny asked. She didn't want to admit that she'd woken up in the forest with no idea of how she'd got there. That kind of thing shouldn't happen to any witch, unless you were Nanny Ogg and in that case it happened very frequently, but Granny was the proper sort. It shouldn't have happened.

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_snoogans_
2009-06-07 11:40 pm UTC (link)

Jay looked at the old woman like she was some sort of alien, though he really shouldn't have been surprised by what she said, considering he'd met God and he was here. "You're a whaaat?" He screeched anyway. "Fuck..." Jay mumbled, scratching his neck. A witch. Now there was something he didn't think existed beyond comics and whatnot.

"Me? Fuck no, I'm from Jersey!" He said, as if she'd offended him just by asking if he was from this stupid fucking place.

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