Wait....Hadn't he arrived in some strange world yesterday? Was he still there? He looked around and found that the forest seemed a bit familiar...but...there was snow everywhere...
This was getting stranger and stranger by the second. He noticed L looking himself over and decided to do the same. Of course, he was relieved to find no scratches or breaks in his skin. No semen was anywhere either.
If they hadn't done that....then what exactly had happened last night? He couldn't remember...
Maybe they had, but it was cleaned up completely? But...if L was not in pain...then either his assumptions that L was a virgin in that area was wrong..or...
He didn't like that alternative, so he wasn't going to think about it. No way in hell would L dominate over Kira if Light had anything to say about it.
"Just what the hell happened last night?" He uttered out loud, so confused and disliking of the situation that he had resorted to four-letter words.