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Wolverine (clawed_one) wrote in vas_captio_rpg,
@ 2009-04-30 20:10:00

Entry tags:

!dropped, !incomplete, day 05, jay, location: library, logan

In the Trenches
Who: Logan and Jay
What: Setting up shop
When: Day 5, early afternoon
Where: outside the Library
Rating: PG-13 for language
Status: Active

After leaving the carnival, Logan moved with a purpose. His first stop was the gas station. Sid had, by then, moved on, so no one was there. Logan did a quick peek around, grabbed some cigars ... not his usual, but anything was better than nothing ... a lighter, and some jerky he spotted, then headed right back out.

He eyed the nearest buildings. Couple of 'em were pretty big, and, he was betting, had people sleeping in 'em already. Not a good idea. He'd sleep in the woods if he had to, but he'd rather not. He started walking down the street parallel to the carnival, and spotted something that made him blink.

A building with a TREE sticking out of it? He snorted and headed that way.

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	clawed_one 2009-04-30 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	Logan snorted in amusement at Jay's ire. "You do realize there're chicks around this place, right?" He asked. "Why the hell settle for that shit?" Oh, someone out there wasn't gonna be happy with him for siccing Jay on the female population, but what the hell. Gotta get your kicks somehow. "Speaking of, where you from? Or should I ask /when/?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

_snoogans_
2009-04-30 10:39 pm UTC (link)

"Yeah, but I can't jerk off to them can I? Last time I even tried the chick kicked my ass..." And slapped him with a restraining order, too. He looked at one of the magazines grinning. "This chick is hot. Fuck it, I'll take it."

Stashing a bunch of mags inside his coat, Jay looked up at Logan. "The fuck you mean, when I'm from?" Crazy dude. "I'm from Jersey, recognize, bitch!" He punched his chest.

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	clawed_one 2009-04-30 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	Logan cocked an eyebrow at Jay and suppressed the temptation to whap him just to make a point. "Well, from what I read in the journal-thing, we got folks from all over around here. Different years and shit, too. Wierd as hell, if you ask me, but ... " He shrugged, then snorted. "Jersey is NOT that badass, kid." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

_snoogans_
2009-04-30 10:50 pm UTC (link)

Jay looked at Logan, confused. "...Seriously?!" Well, he'd met God. Things like this shouldn't be all that weird after all. "Like when from?" He did remember that chick he'd met after waking up here, Kaylee. She didn't talk like she was from this time, hell she didn't even know what Star Wars was.

He glared at Logan upon his Jersey comment. "Fuck you dude, Jersey is badass! All kinds of weird shit happens there and it's the best fucking place in the world!"

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clawed_one
2009-04-30 10:54 pm UTC (link)

"Check the journal. Coupla the folks that write in it make no damn sense whatever."

Logan HAD to laugh. "You don't know from wierd, kid. I'm betting I can top anything you can claim." Wouldn't even have to try hard, either. Unless, of course, the kid came from some really fucked up place, but Logan doubted it. Kid didn't have the air of someone used to fighting for survival.

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_snoogans_
2009-04-30 11:17 pm UTC (link)

That was true, and Jay's nodding meant he agreed with Logan. Weird shit indeed.

"Oh yeah? I met God. It's a chick, doesn't talk, and does back flips. She kissed me, too." There it was, the most exciting time of his life in one sentence. And as for fighting for survival, well, when the universe was in danger and him and Silent Bob had helped fixing it, that counted, right?

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clawed_one
2009-04-30 11:32 pm UTC (link)

God? /Right/. Then again ...

"Megalomaniacal asshat who could control metal with his mind that built a machine to mutate world leaders ... then used a teenage girl to try to run the damn thing, despite the fact it'd kill her." Logan said. Though if he knew about the universe saving thing, he might give Jay a bit less grief. "Oh, and there was the three idiots with him. Guy with green skin that could jump like thirty feet from a standing start and had a ten or fifteen foot long tongue, big-ass dude with fur, fangs, and claws, and a chick that could make herself look like anyone she wanted to. That was /fun/." And there was no mistaking his sarcasm.

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_snoogans_
2009-05-01 12:07 am UTC (link)

Was this a fucking competition now? Logan's story was wacky as shit, but Jay's didn't stay that far behind on the wackiness scale.

"Two angels were looking to get back into Heaven by going into this church, and we had to stop them or else the whole universe would be destroyed because they'd negate God's will. I blasted the fucker's wings with a Mac-10 and then God blew their heads off with a scream. Before that there was this shit demon, and a Muse, and a dead dude falling naked from the sky who turned out to be this apostle that was left out of the Bible for being black." He knew shit about people too, embarrassing shit, but Jay didn't mention that.

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