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Jay (_snoogans_) wrote in vas_captio_rpg,
@ 2009-03-22 01:41:00

Entry tags:

!dropped, day 01, jay, kaylee frye, laura moon, location: carnival

Day One - Morning
Who: Jay, Kaylee Frye and Laura Moon
What: Waking up in the middle of nowhere, probably with very distinct suppositions as to what might have happened
When: Morning of Day One (around 9am)
Where: In the woods - nearest landmark is the Carnivale
Rating: PG for definite language
Status: Active

Jay was mumbling and muttering in his sleep, though he was very nearly awake right now. He felt wet, but not the good kind, and cold, too. He didn't open his eyes right when he woke up so he imagined, incorrectly, that he had fallen asleep outside RST video again.

When he finally opened his eyes, he became conscious of the rain and mud all over himself, and sat upright, scratching his eyes. He looked around and saw...trees. Green stuff and trees.

"Shit Silent Bob that Bangladeshi Ganja we scored last night is the madness. We're not even home." He expected no answer, after all Silent Bob wasn't big on the speaking thing; but when he looked around again, he realized no one was there. Jay stood up, trying to dust mud off his pants - yes, he's that stupid. He started walking away from where he'd been, only in circles. "Silent Bob? Yo Lunchbox! If you's taking a piss behind some tree and I come look for you and find you with your dick out, I'll fucking kick your ass!"

Silent Bob, however, didn't come out from behind any tree. And as Jay took a few steps back, possibly to appreciate how alone he seemed to be in a strange place, he tripped on something and fell on his back.

"AH! FUCK!" He screamed, pulling a small box from under his back. It said "survival kit" and "Vas Captio". "The fuck is this shit?"

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_snoogans_
2009-03-24 07:45 am UTC (link)

Not only had he been mercilessly tossed down on the ground, but he'd also taken a kick to the back while he was down. "FUCK!" Jay yelled again, trying to grab onto his own back as if he were rolling on the ground. He looked to his side to see a female - female!! - figure on the ground as well. Probably the one who'd tripped on him.

Then, another chick - oh yeah, another one - complimented him on his foul mouth with a smirk, and Jay returned her smirk with one of his own. Now this was really starting to seem awesome. Two bitches, Jay, and a scary forest.

"Yeah well, tell me something I don't know, how about?" He answered, pulling himself back up to be seated. "She alright?" He asked the one standing, about the one lying down.

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sweetredfruit
2009-03-24 02:56 pm UTC (link)

Kaylee gladly took the hand offered to her, as she had just pulled herself up onto her hands and knees. Oddly, though, the strange woman's hand was cool, nearly cold. "Thank you," she immediately replied, climbing to her feet with the dark haired woman's help. Once she was on her own two feet, she dusted herself off slightly, not that it did much good at all, before shrugging and turning to the man she had knocked down.

"I'm alright," she pushed back some of her hair with the back of her hand. "Are you okay? I didn't mean ta hit ya like that, I was just runnin' from..." Kaylee paused to shrug her shoulders. "Well, maybe from nothin'."

Looking around herself only revealed the two other people and the close forest around them. "Have either of ya seen my ship?" Serenity should be somewhere close by, or at least she dearly hoped it was. While she could not figure why or how she had ended up in the middle of nowhere all alone, maybe, somehow, the ship was nearby and the Cap'n could come and get her. Inara would tell her that she needed a bath, and offer to help her brush her hair (which now had a bit of mud at the ends). Zoe would make sure she was okay, while Wash made her laugh. And Jayne would threaten to kill whoever took her, and mean it.

Simon, well, he would probably insist on a completely detached and professional examination when that was not exactly what she wanted.

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