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Tweak says, "talk to the tress"

Jay (_snoogans_) wrote in vas_captio_rpg,
@ 2009-03-22 01:41:00

Entry tags:

!dropped, day 01, jay, kaylee frye, laura moon, location: carnival

Day One - Morning
Who: Jay, Kaylee Frye and Laura Moon
What: Waking up in the middle of nowhere, probably with very distinct suppositions as to what might have happened
When: Morning of Day One (around 9am)
Where: In the woods - nearest landmark is the Carnivale
Rating: PG for definite language
Status: Active

Jay was mumbling and muttering in his sleep, though he was very nearly awake right now. He felt wet, but not the good kind, and cold, too. He didn't open his eyes right when he woke up so he imagined, incorrectly, that he had fallen asleep outside RST video again.

When he finally opened his eyes, he became conscious of the rain and mud all over himself, and sat upright, scratching his eyes. He looked around and saw...trees. Green stuff and trees.

"Shit Silent Bob that Bangladeshi Ganja we scored last night is the madness. We're not even home." He expected no answer, after all Silent Bob wasn't big on the speaking thing; but when he looked around again, he realized no one was there. Jay stood up, trying to dust mud off his pants - yes, he's that stupid. He started walking away from where he'd been, only in circles. "Silent Bob? Yo Lunchbox! If you's taking a piss behind some tree and I come look for you and find you with your dick out, I'll fucking kick your ass!"

Silent Bob, however, didn't come out from behind any tree. And as Jay took a few steps back, possibly to appreciate how alone he seemed to be in a strange place, he tripped on something and fell on his back.

"AH! FUCK!" He screamed, pulling a small box from under his back. It said "survival kit" and "Vas Captio". "The fuck is this shit?"

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_snoogans_
2009-04-03 11:31 pm UTC (link)

Well then she was definitely not a muse. Because Jay was not a writer. Jay didn't really believe it - she was actually going to touch him! The face wasn't exactly what he had in mind, but it worked, for now. Her fingers felt stone cold against his face, and that was weird given his face was already cold to begin with. "Shit...You okay?" He asked her, because for being that cold, he half expected her to be shivering or something.

It was amusing to him that Kaylee had really never tried Tic Tacs in her life. Then again, judging from what she was saying, either she was a nut case or not from around there, which explained it.

"You talk some Star Wars shit, girl." He told her, but smiled. Then, imitating her, he popped a few of his own Tic Tacs. Lemony.

"What, she ain't human either?!" Jay's voice raised as he turned back to facing Laura. "What the fuck is this shit, and why am I here? I'm human. Aren't I?" He wasn't so sure anymore, and that was bad. "Hey screw you, bitch." He did not appreciate Laura calling him Lady anything.

After a few seconds, though, and seeing as Laura was already moving, Jay shrugged in Kaylee's direction and followed Laura. At least he hoped that alien chick was all human-like. Thinking otherwise gave him the creeps.

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sweetredfruit
2009-04-08 12:21 am UTC (link)

Even as she followed the strange woman, Kaylee was looking about as well as at her temporary companions. "But we will get back, right?" The young mechanic had to believe that fact, that she would get back to her ship, her family. Everything would be shiny, Simon would finally pull his head out of his pigu and realize that she was the one for him. Even if it took a cosmic event for him to stop being such a boob and having a permanent case of foot in mouth disease.

"Star Wars?" she repeated, confused. "What are Star Wars?" Did he mean the War For Independence? No one called it anything about wars for stars, because they only had one, the sun.

"Not human?" With eyes wide, Kaylee vehemently shook her head, wet drenched locks spinning out for a second. "I'm human. I think I am. Aren't I?" Now she was confused, because she had had more than one check-up before, and no one had ever said she was anything more or less than your everyday, average human woman. "God, I'm not a god. I don't think I am an alien either." For a moment she thought back to that supposed 'alien' that she had gone in to look at with Simon, which had really only been an upside down fetal cow.

Strange that this woman seemed almost like a Reader yet could not sense Kaylee, as she had been absolutely sure she had been pretty average. Great with machines, but average in most other ways.

Still, she followed the odd woman, even though she sent a sidelong glance at the man.

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