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inmyownworld ([info]inmyownworld) wrote in [info]vas_captio_rpg,
@ 2009-04-07 21:00:00

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Current music:Ben Folds- "You Don't Know Me"
Entry tags:!complete, day 03, l lawliet, location: gas station, silent bob

Day Three- The Clueless Chump You Seem To Think I Am [finished]
Who: L and Bob
Where: The Convenience Store
What: L wants sugar. Bob needs to blow off steam towards a certain individual, and that individual just happens to be L.
When: Day Three, Early Afternoon
Rating: PG-13 for Bob's mouth!
Status: Finished



L's second day in his new environment was proving to be nearly as surreal as the first, but necessity was driving him outside of himself and into the unknown world to do something he hadn't had to for years: fend for himself. L certainly didn't consider himself spoiled; from the time he was about eight years old to right before arriving here, he had been fed and clothed and cared for almost like a machine that was being maintained. Those things were certainly not his own responsibilities when he was busy keeping his powerhouse of a brain running and crunching numbers faster than a computer while drawing obscure correlations with rare human creativity. Now, much to his chagrin, there were no computers and far too many humans around. Some, like Laura Moon, he rather liked, but others got on his nerves. That Bob fellow, for instance. A natural elitist, L felt that his genius and time were wasted on the obscenity-spouting lump, whose only response to L's patient and logical suggestions and deductions seemed to be... more obscenities. L had yet to get truly, publicly angry at the man, even though Bob had blown up a few times as a result of their conversations over journals, but he was certainly annoyed by what he perceived as simple-minded ignorance.

So, Bob said that he was pretentious. Arrogant. At least L knew those things. In his mind, Bob was too dim-witted to realize that he was dim-witted. He resolved to use his emotional detachment to his advantage and avoid reacting, should he encounter Bob at any point during his time here.

Approaching what appeared to be a convenience store of sorts, L pushed open the door and entered. He was aware that they probably didn't carry the sort of refined, rich and ornate things he was often given, but he was hopeful that they carried what he liked. Straight sugar, as simple as possible, in cube form. Stacking things like cubes helped L think. Glancing around, he started to look for anything resembling what his palette was set for.



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[info]inmyownworld
2009-04-24 10:07 am UTC (link)
L noticed Bob's considerable rise in temper, between cold, dead fear and hot, pounding anger. Even he couldn't miss something like that.

He decided to stay crouching. An appearance of helplessness would clearly work more in his favor here than standing to confront Bob. L had seen his reaction to the possibility that he had seriously injured someone weaker than him, and so he wasn't about to try to appear strong.

He flinched affectedly when Bob almost kicked him, ducking his head, curling his shoulders, looking like quite the victim.

If worse came to worse, and Bob did hurt him, L was an accomplished martial artist. He had one hell of a kick of his own, and he knew where to drive it to cause Bob massive amounts of pain. But as long as he remained uninjured, there was no need to resort to those measures.

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[info]silent_bob
2009-04-24 08:27 pm UTC (link)
"FUCK!" Bob screamed, his voice echoing off the nearby structures, yet absorbed easily by the trees. Cheeks flushing and brow knit in nothing short of absolute annoyance, he kept his back turned to L.

Bob, at this moment was quite certain if he turned to face L he would be capable of things he'd never been capable of before. Oddly, hatred in it's most basic sense, was a feeling not too often employed by Bob - so this moment was an absolutely fucking foreign one.

God he needed to score some fucking weed.

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[info]inmyownworld
2009-04-24 08:55 pm UTC (link)
L watched curiously as he heard Bob create one of his rare vocalizations. He waited patiently for the man to rage to himself, not hating or tolerating him, but seeing him with the same basic contempt he regarded most of the human race with.

Finally, he spoke.

"Don't swear. It offends me."

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[info]silent_bob
2009-04-24 09:08 pm UTC (link)
Whipping around Bob glared as his arch enemy. The Lex Luthor to his Clark Kent - the Joker to his Batman - the fucking Cock Knocker to his Chronic.

"Fucking asshole shit damn motherfucker!"

Strangely, he didn't feel better.

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[info]inmyownworld
2009-04-24 09:17 pm UTC (link)
L's eyes glinted in response to Bob's foul-mouthed barrage.

"It really does offend me... but if that's the only method a degenerate like you has of communicating, I will attempt to understand your attempts at coherent sentences. I think that you were insulting me... is that more or less what happened?"

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[info]silent_bob
2009-04-24 09:22 pm UTC (link)
Now he really didn't feel better.

He could tell that Ryuzaki was fucking feeding off of this shit. He was just fucking pushing him around like a manipulative little bitch. Oh, it was all becoming clear. This boy was a fucking pussy and no matter what Bob did he wouldn't win unless he lowered himself to the fucking point of pounding the fucking shit out of him.

It wasn't that Bob couldn't compete fucking intellectually - it was that he didn't see the fucking point. This kid was probably a subjective ass clown.

Taking a deep breath and pushing his fury down deep into his stomach Bob walked away and back into the Not-Quick-Stop.

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[info]inmyownworld
2009-04-24 09:36 pm UTC (link)
As far as L was concerned, all this meant was that he was getting off scotch free. The young man felt very differently about arguments and intellectual competitions; to him, it was all about winning, and in his opinion, he had won by default. By keeping his delicate-featured face unsmashed and making the other man walk away, he was victorious.

Satisfied, he headed back towards town.

OOC: Aaaand, I think it's a wrap. Great thread!

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