Zombie!Bob
Ted TOTALLY wants to meet a zombie. It would make a most excellent story to tell Bill when he sees him. Besides, if Bob were still alive it would be Ted and Silent Bob. ;D
However, AM's brain is MELTED from heat. AM shall be unmelted at work, and will have Ted run into Zombie!Bob when she's there.
Thank you. <3
Also, Dearest Aud --
Ted loves Dan. In a non-gay way. He wanted me to reiterate that. Both parts.