Hi, in case we haven't met, I'm Ella and a friend of Poe's. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I just wanted to let you guys know that he's in the hospital right now. I guess there were a LOT of those mean turkeys involved and he got hurt pretty badly because of it, though I think he'll be okay even though he's not conscious right now.
Visiting hours are [this] and [this] and he's in room 1322 if you want to see him or yell at him.
[OOC Note: please pretend this was backdated to yesterday evening.]