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Tweak says, "*insert evil cackle here*"

gideon nav (wedobones) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-01-19 15:34:00

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Vallo Prime
Right then, who wants to train soon as I'm off patrol? Shouldn't get pissed, won't get sad, so that leaves pummeling the hell out of someone and calling it productive. We'll play it nice - no use to Vallo if we actually hurt one another. But I don't want to snip with friends and I don't want to feel useless, so let's have at one another and try to use the time well.

'Soldier on through that crepuscular gloom, 'til the rays of some foreign sun touch thy butt' or however the old Ninth poem goes.

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	thedashing 2021-01-19 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	I believe I could be of some assistance with that should you need it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wedobones 2021-01-19 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	Grand, what's your poison? Fists? Swords? Catty insults? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thedashing 2021-01-19 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	My skills tend to lie in swordsmanship, hand to hand combat, and the bedroom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wedobones 2021-01-19 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	I can pummel a pretty person just as well as not. What's your favored sword? I know how to do a one-hander but I prefer a two. Better bashing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thedashing 2021-01-19 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	Admittedly, I am best suited to my rapier though I can wield a Zweihänder well enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wedobones 2021-01-19 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Start on two, go to one when we're tired? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thedashing 2021-01-19 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	I can certainly manage that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wedobones 2021-01-19 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	I've definitely beaten plenty of prettier faces than you, unless you're better in motion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thedashing 2021-01-19 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	You are right, I am pretty and I am better in motion, though I do not think my appearance has much to do with my skill. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wedobones 2021-01-19 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Least you're funnier than Naberius. Gods, the man could eat coal and shit a diamond fifteen minutes later. He's one of the few other male cavaliers I've fought that preferred a one-hander. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thedashing 2021-01-19 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	My Fimbuldraugr is the only thing I prefer one-handed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wedobones 2021-01-19 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	No idea what that word means, but it sounds like the sort of thing the Ninth nuns would clutch their praying beads over. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thedashing 2021-01-19 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	It is a type of Asgardian rapier, however I will not pass up the opportunity to cause nuns to clutch their praying beads. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wedobones 2021-01-19 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	They'll do it over any old warmblooded thing, really, but I'd welcome the sight anyhow. Alright, let's go play with your Thimbuldragon; see what its got. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thedashing 2021-01-19 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose that would be a compliment. Fimbuldraugr, though should you wish to play with my Thimbuldragon as well, I will not deny you the opportunity. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wedobones 2021-01-19 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	I'm gayer than a holiday carol, but I'll let you stroke my ego anytime. C'mon then, cherub. Let's get your ass kicked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thedashing 2021-01-19 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	My loss then! I wish you luck in kicking my ass, darling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wedobones 2021-01-19 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Your Thingbadragqueen sounds very intimidating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thedashing 2021-01-19 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	You have no idea. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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