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david rose is interested in the wine (notthelabel) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-12-22 21:46:00

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₴ inactive: dean winchester

Just a quick reminder that Rose Apothecary is open for all of your last minute gift needs.

I'm also offering a 'shopping for dummies' option where, for a very reasonable fee, you can let me know the demographic of the person who is perplexing your little last minute gift buying self and I will tell you which of our luxury items they obviously need you to buy them.

And we offer gift wrapping.

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	agentplant 2020-12-23 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh, I think I need to advantage of this service. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notthelabel 2020-12-23 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	I am at your disposal. Let me know who I'm dealing with and I'll tell you what's perfect for them. Gender identity, age, skincare situation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agentplant 2020-12-23 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	Uh...how am I supposed to know about their skincare situation? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notthelabel 2020-12-23 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	Well does it seem dry? Oily? Redness? Do you know if they use any products? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agentplant 2020-12-23 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	I'll just stop in and see you. That would probably be easier. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	negativespace 2020-12-23 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	Hi. I'm Tal, your employee. Alexis said you wouldn't fire me, and she hired me, so I think only she can fire me, and anyhow you wouldn't want to fire me anyway because I'm pretty and that attracts people to the store. Now that that's settled, welcome to Vallo or whatever. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notthelabel 2020-12-23 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	Hello. I could definitely fire you, because I'm literally one of the owners of the shop, but I'm not going to because Alexis asked me not to and because so far you haven't made any terrible mistakes that make me doubt your taste level. Keep being pretty and having reasonably good taste and we'll be just fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	negativespace 2020-12-23 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	Are you sure you can fire me, because that's unnerving, and also, I don't make mistakes, I make magic. Metaphorically. I can't actually do magic so don't expect any. But everything I touch is magic. That kind of magic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notthelabel 2020-12-23 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	I am one thousand percent sure that I could fire you. It's been well established that I have veto power over matters of taste for the store, which I would think should extend to employees. Everything I touch is also magic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	negativespace 2020-12-23 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	That's a lot of percent, a lot more than necessary, a lot more then would be... tasteful. But I get your subtle hints as to who has the power in this situation, and appreciate your discretion and resolve. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notthelabel 2020-12-23 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	Everything I do is tasteful, regardless of whether or not you can see it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	negativespace 2020-12-23 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	I've worked for worse. You got it, boss. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	incendium 2020-12-23 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	I'm in on the shopping for dummies please. And the gift wrapping if I can, mate. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notthelabel 2020-12-23 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Absolutely. Stop by the store, I'll share my good taste. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	incendium 2020-12-23 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be the judge of that. (Reply to this) (Parent)