Now, I have never been one to bother with geese before. They are a most unwieldy creature and I prefer my fingers attached. That being said, I seem rather unable to find a seat in this current establishment due to a goose taking every seat I attempt to sit in. Whatever witchcraft this is, I am not interested in continuing with this. However, as it stands, I suppose I am also standing until further notice. Or this place will be down a goose. Either way.