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thor odinson isn't wearing his mother's drapes (thundering) wrote in valloic,
@ 2023-04-08 16:34:00

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!: network post, god of war: atreus, ₴ inactive: freya, ₴ inactive: jacob stone, ₴ inactive: kellach donallen, ₴ inactive: thor odinson

Welcome back to our returning heroes! Now that everyone has had a minute to see their loved ones, as promised to Commander Shiro and Captain Sam, New Asgard will be hosting a feast full of roasted fowls and vegetables from the newly regrown (magical) community garden here. There will be other dishes as well for those that prefer something other than the flesh of our enemies, but we always welcome anything else you'd like to bring with you!

I will also be providing meads, ales, and wines. So if you have some time this evening, come celebrate being reunited with our friends and family. And bring chairs! (Some villagers had to...improvise weapons.)

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	cowboygenius 2023-04-08 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Occasionally the WWE had a good idea or two about what to do with chairs. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thundering 2023-04-09 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	Do you know how long it took me to take those chairs for the Johnsons? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cowboygenius 2023-04-09 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	Which is fair but there were geese with flamethrowers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thundering 2023-04-09 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	I just want some acknowledgement here! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cowboygenius 2023-04-09 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	Your craftsmanship is impeccable and the goose broke before the chair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thundering 2023-04-09 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. Can you please defrost some of your preserves? I think they'll go well with the goose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cowboygenius 2023-04-09 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome, babe. I acknowledge your skill in woodcraft. You got it. I'll get a few different flavors. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thundering 2023-04-09 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, which woodcraft are we talking about now? We're lucky these damned geese didn't get to the Library's deep freeze. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cowboygenius 2023-04-09 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	The chairs because we're not talking about the other one where the kids can see. I found a clean skeleton in the corridor so I'm going to say the Library wouldn't let them even consider it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thundering 2023-04-09 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Spoilsport. Your Library never ceases to amaze me with its defenses. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cowboygenius 2023-04-09 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	You can practice that woodcraft later and I'll give you all the praise you deserve. It's mildly terrifying but I'll just take that as it doing a good job. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thundering 2023-04-10 12:00 am UTC (link)
	Go easy on the drinking then and I will as well. I still want to test it properly one day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cowboygenius 2023-04-10 12:36 am UTC (link)
	I won't take on anymore mead than I can handle then. I know you're indestructible but I'm still going to see if there's a test mode first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thundering 2023-04-10 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	So overprotective, my love. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cowboygenius 2023-04-10 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	I like trying to keep you in one piece. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	boyofwar 2023-04-08 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	Did you have to word it like the "flesh of our enemies"? 😫 (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thundering 2023-04-09 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	vanirgoddess 2023-04-09 12:32 am UTC (link)
	I will be sure to stop by. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thundering 2023-04-09 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	As always, we look forward to having you, Freya. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	whendowestart 2023-04-09 03:10 am UTC (link)
	You know I'll be there. Good to bring Lola over too? She hasn't left my side since I came back. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thundering 2023-04-09 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	We will never say to no to more guests, furry or otherwise. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	knifeofdunwall 2023-04-09 02:15 pm UTC (link)
	I'll have oysters for the people who'll eat things as long as they don't have faces. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thundering 2023-04-09 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	That's very thoughtful of you, Daud. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bane_bait 2023-04-09 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	Hell yes! I am ready for a victory feast! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thundering 2023-04-09 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	Yes! This is the energy we need for this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bane_bait 2023-04-10 02:15 am UTC (link)
	It's the best way to celebrate a victory and the fact that we're still alive. I have whiskey...I'll have to get more whiskey.... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thundering 2023-04-10 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	Fear not, there will be plenty to drink for all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bane_bait 2023-04-10 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	Aye, you did say that mead, ale and wine would be provided. I be looking forward to that. I'm also looking forward to going to New Asgard, I haven't been there yet. You also said that weapons had to be improvised? Is that something I might be able to help with? I'm a blacksmith by trade and I have experience making swords and the like. (Reply to this) (Parent)