Hello? Hello! I believe this is working now. I don't entirely understand the mechanisms of this contraption, nor the tiny things I must press in order to create words, but no mind.
Firstly, I sincerely apologize to the fellow who found me yesterday evening; the shock of the situation has yet to wear off, however I do believe that I will manage to persevere! Your assistance was appreciated and I am in your debt.
Secondly, name is Stede Bonnet. I'm not sure who will receive this message, but I hope my tenure here is only temporary. Of course, it is April Fools Day, so perhaps this is just the universe playing a brief practical joke on me! That seems to be all the rage on this date now, doesn't it?