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𝐼𝑅𝒴𝒩𝒜 (chaoticism) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-10-15 16:14:00

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!: text message, ~plot: timeslip

texts to aviana gilmore

» Stop me from falling into that pit of a post again.
» I can HEAR Tommy's ALL CAPS and it's grating as fuck.
» Mom's on another plane though, I swear. She hasn't stopped smiling since she saw me.
» How's it going with your dads, babe?
» You're all probably getting invited to this massive dinner party Mom's planning jsyk.

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	daggered 2021-10-15 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	>> If you fall in I'll never see you again >> It'll be dark and depressing and worthy of a Moonsorrow song >> Things are good though >> I met my dad in the woods and we went into the shop together to see papa >> It mostly looks the same >> The shop, not papa >> Though he looks mostly the same too >> All that great skincare >> When's the massive dinner party? (Reply to this) (Thread)

chaoticism
2021-10-15 08:40 pm UTC (link)

» If it wasn't for the never seeing you again part, I'd say that sounds perfect.
» But no pit. I'm attached to seeing your face at this point, don't want to lose out on that.

» I swear he's immortal and that skincare line is all bullshit.
» Good they're both doing alright, though.
» They handled it all without freaking?

» No idea. Probably not tonight because of all the crazy.
» I'll let you know when she sets a date and time.
» Or she might let you know herself, you know how she is.

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	daggered 2021-10-15 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	>> Awww, babe >> 🖤🖤🖤 >> All the black hearts for you >> Oh, yeah, not TOO much freaking out >> They were just really happy >> Which I mean, I'm me - how could they not be 😉 >> I'll be ready and waiting for the date and time >> Papa will bring tapas, most likely (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaoticism 2021-10-15 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	» You get me. » 💖💖💖 » Sparkly hearts for you. » Damn right, baby. » Same here. » Mom grabbed me by the face and asked me how I was conceived, but. » Understandable given - my brothers. » Of course he will. » Think this is how the tapas nights really started? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daggered 2021-10-15 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	>> The sparkly hearts!! >> I'm shocked your phone didn't automatically go into shutdown mode >> Hahahaha oh my goddess >> How embarrassing >> Did you assure her that you were squeezed through her birth canal? >> It probably is! >> The origin has been revealed~ >> Which is cool, he makes such good tapas >> Anything with potatoes 🤌 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaoticism 2021-10-15 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	» Close call - it almost overheated. » As non-graphically as possible, yes. » She's insanely excited. » She left me alone for like an hour then came back. » But now she's onto the grandma heart eyes. » That has to be some sort of paradox but cool. » He makes seriously good tapas. » Makes sitting there answering questions worth it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daggered 2021-10-15 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	>> So much overheating and excitement here today in Pastlandia >> Your mom's nuts but I love her >> At least once we answer some questions we can just be like 'nope, can't answer any more, it will break time just ask Iryna's dad' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaoticism 2021-10-15 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	» Pastlandia's fucking crazy. » Maybe crazier than Mom and that's not an easy win. » Yep, I'm already taking that tact. » Helps that Dad's backing me up. » She's gonna love you too btw. » They both will. » Again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daggered 2021-10-15 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	>> There is very little that is crazier than your mom >> But I guess Pastlandia really hits a home run there >> I'll be on my best behavior when I meet her and your dad >> Again >> The opposite is also true >> Papa will work hard to win you over (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaoticism 2021-10-15 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	» Nah, don't bother. » Crazy for crazy if you ask me. » You'll win them over no matter what. » You know what, I might let him. » He's hilarious when he goes hard. » I hope there's a lot of hair flipping. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daggered 2021-10-15 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'll bring something to help the cause >> Maybe plenty of photos of us so she can scream >> The one of us at Blizzard World with you in the sunshine is my phone wallpaper >> There absolutely will be >> And dad just looking amused in the background >> I can't wait (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaoticism 2021-10-15 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	» Sure, might as well print a few out to save her the trouble. » Pretty sure I saw her getting picture frames out of some closet. » I'll bet you right now Dad asks how I didn't melt when he sees that one. » Mine's the one of us at the park on that carousel thing. » Your dad gets my vibe. » It's gonna be fun. » Weird but fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daggered 2021-10-15 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	>> It's a legit question, to be fair >> You're still the prettiest even if you're practically translucent 🖤 >> Definitely weird but fun but that's our life pretty much all the time? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaoticism 2021-10-16 12:05 am UTC (link)
	» Translucent but not the Wicked Witch of the West. » Who, by the way, was obviously misunderstood and a total lez. » But you know this. » I mean, you're not wrong. » It would be weirder if our lives were like one of those old-ass CW teen dramas. » So I guess this shit's business as usual. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daggered 2021-10-16 12:14 am UTC (link)
	>> So misunderstood and very lez >> So lesbian she parallel parked everyone's car at Pride for them >> I love those >> They're so cheesy >> And always involve organ harvesting rings for some reason (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaoticism 2021-10-16 12:27 am UTC (link)
	» Have I mentioned how fucking awesome you are lately? » I love you. » Yeah, not sure what that's about. » Can you imagine what my mother would do if she found out I was intentionally harvesting my organs? » That's some unrealistic shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daggered 2021-10-16 12:36 am UTC (link)
	>> I love you too >> And will check back in later because I need spicy noodles >> Hoping my fave place exists here even if I don't, technically >> Yeah, they all had bad parents >> At least we don't have that >> Just embarrassing ones (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaoticism 2021-10-16 12:42 am UTC (link)
	» I'll take them, they're alright. » Yeah, call me later, baby. » Tell your dads hey for me. (Reply to this) (Parent)