David Rose is very uninterested in that opinion. (eatglass) wrote in valloic, @ 2021-09-02 13:52:00
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So, full disclosure, I spent so long writing these applications that I kind of forgot that we need to sign… literally three days from now if we want the place. In the interest of streamlining this, just tell me if you’re still interested and feel free to ignore the second half of the application unless you really want to answer those questions for some reason.
[Attached is a PDF file. The first half is pretty basic information one would expect on any sort of application. Name, age, etc. The second half has questions like “The smoke detector’s battery dies in the middle of the night. Are you the one volunteering to hold the ladder, or the one risking a broken neck on that wobbly ladder to unplug it because it just needs to stop?” and “How long would you leave cranberry juice in the fridge without at least checking the expiration date?” There are also six multiple choice questions about various fabrics and how they should be cleaned if one were to try to misguidedly surprise a roommate by doing their laundry. The option that says ‘Dry-clean Only’ is bolded in the answers for every single one.]