Though arriving a fair few days earlier, I fear I've put off customary introductions in favor of mastering this unusual device used in place of paper and pen and unfortunate puppetry as to make a decent showing. I cannot say I agree with the suggestions it gives in lieu of words I used. If I mean to say duck I will say du - goddamn it
My name is Seth Bullock. I find myself a few years and many miles from home though I have been assured I am far from alone in this. Ms. Forbes was kind enough to give me some detail of this place though I am aware that I will most likely be learning for days to come.
I suppose though introductions be made this way, I will meet many of you in person as well. This sounds ridiculous. The pleasure is mine.