Is it nae!? About pissed meself watching. I'm fair puckled! Make us lot look three steps down from plaster in the end of that there blether. I tell you, mate. Trap me in a lift and you'll have four rubbish dykes in a mo. We're a' Jock Tamson's bairns! So why cannae technology keep up?
American lifts telling people to keep the heid! Bloody scunners...