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Tweak says, "I'M NOT CRAZY, YOU'RE CRAZY!"

Atton Rand is good at running and drinking. (crackingwise) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-02-07 00:20:00

Entry tags:

archie kennedy, atton rand, charlie pace, isabela, zeus

{Locked from non-puncturable Phantom people for a vague reference.}
Another entry for the "things that shouldn't exist but for some reason I want to buy them all" files: action figures featuring American presidents as classic horror movie monsters.

I want to put them all on my desk. And then never get laid again. ... it'd almost be worth it.

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	rivainipirate 2013-02-07 06:25 am UTC (link)
	If you keep to just two, you can have them and possibly get laid again in your lifetime. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	crackingwise 2013-02-07 06:25 am UTC (link)
	... you love me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rivainipirate 2013-02-07 06:27 am UTC (link)
	It's all about compromise, darling. And you are pretty good in bed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crackingwise 2013-02-07 06:32 am UTC (link)
	I do have my uses! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	prone2panic 2013-02-07 07:26 am UTC (link)
	I think I'm in the same circumstance that you described. These things are brilliant. I'm especially fond of JFK there. He might actually find his way onto a bookshelf. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	crackingwise 2013-02-08 12:16 am UTC (link)
	He is rather dashing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	olympianlord 2013-02-07 08:46 am UTC (link)
	Those are fantastic!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	crackingwise 2013-02-08 12:16 am UTC (link)
	The only one they didn't put much effort into was Nixon. He got the Leftover Monster. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	olympianlord 2013-02-08 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, seems like they gave him the small end of the stick. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	l_a_t_e 2013-02-07 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	Lincolnstein for the win! But Barakula reminds me too much of Blackula. I'm not sure if it's uncreative or vaguely racist. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	crackingwise 2013-02-08 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I was kind of on the fence about that one too, I was wondering if I was going to get punched by my conscience for laughing at it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	angelnorghost 2013-02-07 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	As a classical horror fan I think I approve. Though the Zombush really ought to be gorier. Apologizes for the unintended Al Gore pun. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	crackingwise 2013-02-08 12:17 am UTC (link)
	I wish they'd made one of him! I mean, if you go by popular votes, he would've been president anyway, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angelnorghost 2013-02-08 03:31 am UTC (link)
	And our country may have been a much different place. At least we're back on the right track, I feel. The Ronmy is misleading, I was tilting my head trying to figure out why Romney was on the list, after he lost. Though he is rather frightening. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crackingwise 2013-02-08 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Couldn't agree more. I did the same thing. I'd have liked to see him as a Jaws-esque monster called The Gipper. Kind of like Flipper mutated and got a taste for people. (Reply to this) (Parent)