You seem to be too good to be true. It is a rare thing to find everything I was looking for in one man. Of course, I will give you a chance, but in fairness, it must be the same as I would give any other. I will need to see references and portfolios in order to hire you properly. If you can do all that you say, I see no reason not to offer you the position.
Come by the theatre in the morning so we can discuss this is further detail.