Geez - I never know what to say on these things. Um. My mom told me about this place and thought I'd try it out. I'm Roger. I just moved back here from Seattle after getting laid off while I figure out what to do with my life.
Hi, I'm Roger, and I used to live here.
Hey all. I heard about this place through the grapevine and figured I'd come see what it was like. It might help time pass a little more, at least, right?
Anyway, I'm Roger, and I just moved back home after living in Seattle for a bit. It's good to be back. I sort of missed this place.