Based around improper football made of lies and those commercials are corporate pandering to the masses designed to make you crave automobiles, crisps, and cheap lager.
Do you want you-blue or primary-manly-blue, because you know which way I'd be leaning, there.
Don't hit me. Or give me that look like you're pondering over hitting me.
PINK WAS NEVER A BOY COLOUR.
Don't come near my bum with your fingers, because you won't pinch, you'll spank. And we both know what that leads to.