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Tweak says, "A duck!"

Candy Quackenbush can walk on water. (toitshour) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-01-29 21:32:00

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avatar korra, candy quackenbush, enjolras, eowyn, martha jones

Okay, gang, let's get this straight - friggin' bathing in Purell didn't save anyone from getting sick lately, and it's sure as hell not going to help now.

Go look on Wikipedia about how immune systems work. I'll wait.

Kids at my school are surprisingly stupid.

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	alwaysbechosen 2013-01-30 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Better than them drinking it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	toitshour 2013-01-30 03:45 am UTC (link)
	They're too busy buttchugging whiskey. What the fuck is wrong with my age group? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alwaysbechosen 2013-01-30 03:46 am UTC (link)
	I had such a hard time believing that when I first heard it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2013-01-30 03:52 am UTC (link)
	What was wrong with regular drinking? I used to be really good at normal drinking. Hell, I've been drinking liquids in some way or another since I was born. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alwaysbechosen 2013-01-30 03:53 am UTC (link)
	One might argue we all have been. One might also argue this is natural selection at work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2013-01-30 03:55 am UTC (link)
	... point. Never mind, silly frat boys, carry on. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	solo_patria 2013-01-30 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Someone needs to share this information with one of my friends. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	toitshour 2013-01-30 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Want me to smack him over the head with said jug of hand sanitizer? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solo_patria 2013-01-30 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Haa. Poor Joly would probably assume there were germs on that jug. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2013-01-30 03:53 am UTC (link)
	Yes. Germs that will teach his body how to kill other germs. They're the military training course germs. They're the target germs. He's dropping tactical missiles at random. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solo_patria 2013-01-30 04:08 am UTC (link)
	I bow to your brilliance! And may use this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2013-01-30 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Then smack him with the jug. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	greyhoundsix 2013-01-30 03:50 am UTC (link)
	I don't understand why people still think it is okay to do that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	toitshour 2013-01-30 03:53 am UTC (link)
	I went off on a girl in the quad who thought she could cure her HPV with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greyhoundsix 2013-01-30 04:08 am UTC (link)
	Oh god. I hope she doesn't actually try that. She'll wind up in worse shape than she already is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2013-01-30 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I mentioned that, then also about how to follow simple instructions. The product has the word hand in it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aerophobic 2013-01-30 04:10 am UTC (link)
	Ugh, I hate when those posters go up about flu season and using Purell. It's just going to kill all your fighting cells. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	toitshour 2013-01-30 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Exactly! It's like wiping out the front lines with friendly fire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aerophobic 2013-01-30 04:13 am UTC (link)
	And that is how super flus are born. (Reply to this) (Parent)