First day back. Perry, our gay showrunner, pinched my bum. I got into a tight leather costume and four-inch heels. Get hoisted up to a "pirate ship" in a huge water tank. I promptly slip on a railing and cut my hand. Four stitches and a tetanus shot. (I'm fine now, thank you; it's healing nicely.)
No sarcasm, I am legitimately so happy to be working again.