It seems that I am not as up-to-date with the news as others.
I just tried leaving my house to go to work, and got stopped immediately. There's a quarantine going on?
Ignorance is forever blissful, my friends. But now that I am stuck at home, I am bored out of my fucking skull. It doesn't help that I know I won't get sick. Yeah, optimism, I suppose. But it's true:
...I have never really been sick. Ever. Not that I can remember, anyway. My father always told me I was like a machine. When all the other kids in my classes brought new viruses with them to the base, I was just about the only one who never got sick.