Luckily, I don't hire kleptomaniac pagans. Atheist is the new pagan, she can go back to the 90s.
Honestly, I can't afford an employee for a long time. Which is alright. I'll need something to keep me occupied pretty soon. I wish I could open today, but instead I'm going down to San Francisco to see if there's anything I can do to help out. Maybe I'll find my