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I can will send over a courier with a swab and capped test tube in a sealed plastic pouch. They will wait outside. Please swab both nostrils and place it into the tube, cap it, place it back in the pouch, and then give it to my associate. Do not be alarmed if they are wearing a mask. I will have them drop the sample into a box and then I will decontaminate them or incinerate them before they re-enter my facilities.
I am always interested in new strains of the flu. If you would like compensated, name the amount of money you desire for the sharing of your germs.