It is cold. Either I forgot to pay the gas bill again or I've gotten a fever. Which is always a possibility, but I don't feel hot. I don't know, maybe I am and I'm too far gone to notice it. Someone send help, I might be dying!
Does anyone want to commiserate in being cold with me? I don't even have 'Chetta to warm me up, life is tragic. And probably short, if I'm dying.