Well, after I failed to land a single commercial, I figured I better get a real job. I meant to get in touch with you, but. . . well, I'm a slacker.
I'm glad that you have so many friends, and that you're okay. My new number is (number), give me a call when you don't have any adoring fans over and I'll drop by. You can help me deal with the massive amount of paperwork I have left.