Pete Wisdom is saving the world...from itself. (mister_wisdom) wrote in valarnet, @ 2012-12-13 15:42:00 |
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Look what you lot started....
STATISTICS
Name: Peter Winston Wisdom
Current Location: At home sitting on my bum in front of the computer, typing this.
Age: I thought I’d be dead by now.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Black/brown and it will all turn grey or fall out, someday. Perhaps both. In that order.
Height: 5'9"
Weight: It's a bit over eleven stone but your weight's in pounds which is MONEY, mind you, so...hovers around 160lbs, more or less. And yes, I still eat everything in sight.
Piercings or tattoos: No identifying marks.
Single or taken: Happily married to Navi.
Any pets? Zora, the cat that can hack up a lung on you and then cut you with broken lager bottles. I'm fairly certain that Navi's brought in a thousand stray animals and I'll only like the ones who are deformed or messed up, somehow.
Your greatest strength: Smartassery.
Your Weakness: Mornings are murderous to me. That's anything happening before 11am, especially if I was out on a binger the night before. I will not be present and accounted for.
FAVORITES
5 favorite movies: Empire Strikes Back, Wrath of Khan, Live And Let Die, Reservoir Dogs, The Room. That last one is so terrible, it's become the best comedy ever.
Favorite physical feature on yourself: My pasty arse.
Your favorite pizza toppings: Meat. Bacon topped with more bacon with a side of bacon. Sometimes anchovies with mushrooms and onions.
Favorite guilty pleasure: I never feel guilty about so-called guilty pleasures.
Favorite cartoon character: Danger Mouse.
Your favorite food: Curry.
Favorite Ice cream flavor: Crunchy toffee.
Favorite book of all time: I like newspapers.
Favorite song: The Clash - "Rock the Casbah"
Favorite place to be: Passed out wherever I land, face-first. That's often in Navi's breasts...which...right, that is the best place ever, isn't it?
Favorite TV show (Still running or ended): The X-Files.
DO YOU's
Do you smoke? Copiously.
Do you sing? Horribly and at the top of my lungs so everyone else has to suffer.
Do you want to get married? Already been done and it's been brilliant.
Do you believe in yourself? I know what I'm capable of. That counts.
Do you drink? In excess.
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday morning? No, but that's simply because they don't show them anymore which is absolute rubbish. They were on too bloody early as it was.
Do you have a teddy bear? No.
Do you like thunderstorms? No. I'm not afraid of them. They're simply annoying and irritating.
Do you play an instrument? No. Never have, never will. Not unless it's an instrument to hit a criminal on the head with for blunt force trauma? Then the answer is yes.
HAVE YOU EVER
Have you ever fired a gun? Yes. At someone? Oh yes.
Have you ever loved someone? Navi.
Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to? Who hasn't and who is stupid enough to say what it was?
Have you ever cut your own hair? If there's a stray strand I'll snip it so it complies with the rest of the mess.
Have you ever skipped school? Yes, but not as often as people imagine I would have.
Have you ever punched someone? Yes. It's really quite satisfying, punching people that deserve it.
SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE MATURE
List your top fears: Having my face melted off. Mind control or mind readers.
What bill do you hate paying the most: Auto insurance. Mine’s through the ruddy roof.
What did you want to be when you were growing up? Space cowboy.
What errand/chore do you despise? All of them, because they are ERRANDS and CHORES. You're supposed to find them to be the least enjoyable things ever.
What do you get every time you go into a Wal-Mart? Boxes of lager. But I can get that anywhere.
What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best? None of them, since they're not scraggly or haggard enough.
What famous person dead or alive would you like to have dinner with? Winston Churchill.
What song best describes you? The Ramones - "I Wanna Be Sedated."
SOME RANDOM QUESTIONS
Do you cheer for the bad guy? Not particularly because they are BAD GUYS.
What do you want when you are sick? I want death to come swiftly and put me out of my misery.
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