Well. There you have it, then. I really can't do shiiiiiiiiite about it anyway, since I haven't the legal jurisdiction. I was merely pointing out that you're adverting on a social network, and that will probably invite some scrutiny.
My wife is going to want to see your pots. My eyes are permanently rolled upward, and I'll try not to cough on anything so it withers and dies.
That's not necessary. There's Hostess knock offs. I've been buying them on the cheap from corner shops the entire time this silly shut down's gone on.