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Tweak says, "Nuh uh dunna think so"

Pinkie will keep your secrets FOREVER!!! (smilesmilesmile) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2012-04-28 12:18:00

Entry tags:

james kirk, pinkie pie, sansa stark

OKAY SUPER SERIOUS TIME FOR A SECOND.

I need to hire someone to be my booking agent's assistant because my booking agent went and got herself all pregnant and now she kind of wants to do that mostly and I'm okay with it.

Anyone need a job?

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	ladylike 2012-04-28 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	I don't have any experience as a booking agent, but I'm a quick learner and I kind of love you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	smilesmilesmile 2012-04-28 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Do you think you can deal with a semi-crazy lady who is busy making a kid inside her? She'll be teaching you a lot more than I will. I'm kind of making it all up as I go along. (Shh, don't tell.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ladylike 2012-04-28 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Sure. My mother was pregnant with my little sister and then my little brother, so I know a bit about pregnancies and hormones and all that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smilesmilesmile 2012-04-28 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	YAY! Okay, you're hired! Hi, by the way, I'm Pinkie. What's your name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ladylike 2012-04-28 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. Seriously? Just like that? It's really nice to meet you, Pinkie. I'm Sansa. Sansa Stark. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smilesmilesmile 2012-04-28 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	What? Interviews are boring! Carmel can totally get you up to speed at tonight's gig, Sansa. Be at Proof by five, okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ladylike 2012-04-28 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	You're right. They totally are. I'll be there! Thanks so much. You won't regret this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smilesmilesmile 2012-04-28 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	I know! :D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	starwreck 2012-04-29 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Do you have a position open inside you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	smilesmilesmile 2012-04-29 12:41 am UTC (link)
	See, that was a lot less smooth than the bubble gum line. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starwreck 2012-04-29 12:42 am UTC (link)
	Remind me to always run my pickup lines past you! how about... what sort of positions are you interested in hiring for? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smilesmilesmile 2012-04-29 12:42 am UTC (link)
	Better I guess, but now I just think you're asking about the job. Instead of the sex stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starwreck 2012-04-29 12:44 am UTC (link)
	I see you're hiring for a new position. Is that for doggystyle or reverse cowgirl? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smilesmilesmile 2012-04-29 12:45 am UTC (link)
	Better still, but getting so lewd! The bubble gum thing was a nice fusion of sexy and subtle. I'm not sure that you can make the word 'doggystyle' subtle ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starwreck 2012-04-29 12:58 am UTC (link)
	No, probably not. Hmm... So I hear you're hiring for a new position. I'm flexible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smilesmilesmile 2012-04-29 01:21 am UTC (link)
	See, I knew you could do it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starwreck 2012-04-29 01:26 am UTC (link)
	I work best in the evenings and the mornings. I have a terrific work ethic when it comes to my partner's needs, and I'm quite energetic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smilesmilesmile 2012-04-29 01:30 am UTC (link)
	You just keep them coming! ... see what I did there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starwreck 2012-04-29 01:34 am UTC (link)
	I can rise to the occasion as often as needed! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smilesmilesmile 2012-04-29 01:42 am UTC (link)
	Keep going, I want to see how many you can manage. ... that's what she said. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starwreck 2012-04-29 01:47 am UTC (link)
	I don't need that many breaks, and I love a good meal. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	starwreck 2012-04-29 01:47 am UTC (link)
	I'm especially fond of bubblegum flavor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smilesmilesmile 2012-04-29 01:56 am UTC (link)
	You never did tell the outcome of the Science, you know. You just made a bunch of weird noises. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starwreck 2012-04-29 02:05 am UTC (link)
	That meant great success! (Reply to this) (Parent)