You have an odd and disconcerting way of introducing yourself. I'm afraid that I do not understand why you would relate such a metaphor to me and I am not overly concerned at this juncture about anything in particular. So I will not, as you put it, worry.
I can further reassure you that I do not have "a stick up my ass." I am not interested at all in inserting anything into my rectum and then having you extract it.
I would like to take this moment and reiterate that I stated "within reason" in my original post, and that is not the sort of socializing that I intended to engage in.