Oh, darling, you're clearly not up on the internet. I'll send you a link to RegionSpoof - short version, it's a little internet application that makes the satellite think you're in England, even when you're not. It's close enough for the telly, at least.
The least I can do for a bloke just out of hospital. I pout horribly if I can't get my shows from home. Been here four years and still haven't stopped watching a certain sci-fi show that I shan't name that's a spinoff of a show for children with really terrible acting but hot people in the cast.