That's fan-bloody-tastic that it's an engineered sword.
So. You mean to say you don't have an actual sword-sword. Only an engineered smashing sword that smashes things. Correct?
I mean. If you were an action figure, wouldn't you fancy being the action figure that had a great big bloody huge magical slicey sword? Have you ever sat about in the morning, thinking about that, at all, and imagining how brilliant that would be? Because it would be. Brilliant.
Stop staring at the screen like I'm nutters, like I imagine you are.