Must be a luxury then, favoring cupcakes over money!
Mine name's Montgomery Scott, but everyone simply refers to me as Scotty. Easier to remember, since I'm Scottish, have been known to imbibe in a fair amount of scotch in my time, and it incorporates my last name into the entire affair.
With age, I am getting to be an incredible rude arse, for certain. Forgot to introduce myself, entirely.