Alice
I know we've only known one another a short while, but I have seen you naked, so I donnae feel quite so "skin-suit serial killer-esque" asking: any interest in becoming housemates? You could have your pick of the bedrooms and I could get out of this hospital. A symbiotic relationship, like whales and barnacles.
Not that there is any resemblance between you and a whale. Or a barnacle.