Next Friday? Sooner, perhaps, if I can convince the boaby I wont accidentally/on purpose overdose on pain killers and die in a pool of me own chunder. Some combined rubbish about life-altering surgery and living alone thousands of miles away from any known support system generating an unstable and unhealthy mental environment for recovery...
I would roll my eyes for you but as this is the internet, you'll have to settle for a very literal "Bollocks if you ask me."