Yeah, I'm really into choking myself, getting a hard on, and then jacking off. It'd probably be the statistical preference of a lot of people to do that, because shit knows the rest of humanity wouldn't get hot and bothered by queen ice bitch of the pompom bitch brigade.
Nevermind, I'll chug some dew and take a sticky piss on your front door step.
Wait. Hold up. Holy SHIT, you're actually writing one of us little people back. I know it's not really awesome and I don't feel honored or privileged or anything, but it probably means the world IS gonna end.