Apparently they're taking inters at Ronald Reagan... I have about fifty of them all running around stealing my chart every time I come in for a consult or a pre-op meeting. Either they're huge Celtic fans or just giant nerds. You should see how they get all frantic and excited over the prospect of surgical traction. Flop sweats and scrambling; bloody primary school all over again except they're fighting over my bones and tendons instead of Crayola's.
Either way, if R.R. has that many interns, I'm sure they could use another experienced nurse.