I just don't like wearing shoes at all, or trousers! And I like your ankles, I think they're cute. I'M SORRY YOU SHOULD'VE JUST LABELLED IT 'BATHROOM' OR 'BEDROOM' OR SOMETHING. SOCK BOX IS TOTALLY CONSPICUOUS.
You think it is? I don't know, maybe it is, but I just don't want to get teeny and never get to snuggle you again. I don't mind you not being able to talk about it, I really don't, I shouldn't have said anything anyway.
I love you too. And thank you for telling me beforehand. Just so you know, you're not allowed to die, and if anything bad happens to you, I will maim your boss. So help me.